Fergie (the Pea, not the duchess)

Fug or Fab: Fergie

I know, I know, but hear me out:

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[Photo: INFDaily.com]

I am not a fan of that bag -- it's cute, but a little bit too Welcome to Junior High! May I Slam Your Head in a Locker? for me -- but I have a weird obsession with bright pants, and I think I might....really like these. Listen -- I hear you. I do. They're very 80s and sort of the color of pistachio ice cream and they're kind of silly and I RECOGNIZE that my fondness for bright pants is maybe a little bit ridiculous and....look. I know. She's wearing sea foam green pants and she's NOT swanning around the country club, twirling a strand of pearls around her index finger and eyeballing the tennis pro. She's wrong. They're wrong. I'm wrong.

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Posted By Jessica at 11:35 AM | Permalink | E-mail this fug

Met Ball Fug Carpet: Fergie

And things had been going so well!

I am perplexed by the fact that she seems to have her wrap tucked into the top of her gown as some kind of impromptu sleeve, which is making her look weirdly wider than she actually is (which is:  not at all), but it doesn't help that she looks INSANELY cranky. What happened in the car on the way over? Did she and Josh argue over the last of the Flaming Hot Cheetos? (Understandable. I can't stop eating those things even though they've been scientifically proven to make my stomach hurt. I am convinced they're dusted with crack.) Did the driver ask her if she's knocked up yet? (Also understandable, yet none of our business. Doesn't he know that you just closely study the waistline/drinking habits of every woman of child-bearing age and then speculate behind their backs?) Did Anna Wintour beat her in a footrace to the open bar? What up, Fergie Ferg? I secretly kind of love you now! Look alive!

Posted By Jessica at 11:19 AM | Permalink | E-mail this fug
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